Absurd By Design. Built For Reactions.
Our gag and novelty plugs are designed purely for laughs, shock value, and bragging rights.
Each piece features bold, ridiculous designs made to live on shelves, desks, and party tables — not hide in drawers.
Build a Butt Plug
Build a Butt Plug™ is a novelty DIY kit that lets you assemble and customize your own hilarious display piece. Whether you’re gifting it, showing it off, or just laughing through the build process, this kit is all about creativity and comedy.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, white-elephant exchanges, or anyone who appreciates ridiculous fun with friends.
✔ Hands-on assembly
✔ Customizable components
✔ Built for laughs and novelty enjoyment
For novelty purposes only. Not intended for internal or bodily use.
Unhinged Toppers
Wildly unnecessary add-ons designed to push the joke past reason and straight into legend. Every topper is intentionally loud, visually chaotic, and impossible to explain without laughing. Shapes, colors, finishes, and concepts are chosen for one reason only: maximum reaction.
Nothing refined. Nothing restrained.
Just unapologetic commitment to the bit.
Disclaimer
All products sold on this site are novelty and gag gifts intended solely for entertainment purposes. These items are not designed, manufactured, or intended for internal, anal, vaginal, or bodily use of any kind.
Products are not medical devices, personal wellness products, or body-safe items. Any misuse, including internal use, is strictly against the intended purpose and may result in injury.
By purchasing or using these products, you acknowledge and agree that the seller assumes no responsibility for improper use, modification, or use contrary to this disclaimer.
For novelty display and humor purposes only.
Inside the Shop
Plug Your Butt exists for one simple reason:
Life is more fun when you stop pretending you’re mature.
We’re an adult humor gift shop dedicated to dumb, funny, and absolutely unnecessary shit that exists purely to make people laugh, blush, or say, “why the hell would anyone make this?” If it’s ridiculous, mildly inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a reaction, we’re into it.
Nothing here is practical. None of it is subtle. Everything has personality. These are the kinds of items you bring to a party knowing full well they’ll steal the show, get passed around, and make at least one person uncomfortable in the best possible way.
Plug Your Butt isn’t about elegance, restraint, or acting your age. It’s about laughs, chaos, and embracing the fact that sometimes the funniest things are the dumbest ones. Humor should be loud, giftable, and just inappropriate enough to feel illegal.
Welcome to the chaos!
Zero Restraint
For People With Questionable Judgment
Grab some merch
Spread the word and some cheeks!
Pure Power. Put it in. Keep it there. Don’t overthink it.
Rear-Access Tools
Because sometimes you want to put something charged in your ass and own it!
These aren’t dainty accessories. These are unapologetic, shove-it-in, shut-up-and-enjoy-it plugs built for people who don’t need permission or a pep talk. Smooth, solid, and made to stay exactly where you put them — no slipping, no nonsense, no regrets.
This is adult hardware. Handle accordingly.
Beads of Glory
A string of terrible ideas that somehow feels like a victory.
Certified Assets
Carefully procured for maximum enjoyment.
Wild Things
Because some ideas are better left untamed.
What Happy Customers Have To Say!
They've got a different product, and they're all super affordable, every time I've ordered so far has been great.
I order for my self from here all of the time! Shipping is reasonable, and it's pretty quick. Plug Your Butt is great!
This is my 3rd order from here. I really love the customer support as they instantly get back with resolution if needed.
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